Illegal

We're villains!  What part of villainy don't you understand?  

OK, we claim ©2018, All Rights Reserved.  But more importantly, if you steal our stuff, we will vaporize from our sub-orbital laser installation.  Just sayin'.

Privacy?  You do know that we have installed video monitoring in 63.5% of all homes, right?  Plus the somnalizers that have been shipping in every mattress since 2009.