Illegal
We're villains! What part of villainy don't you understand?
OK, we claim ©2018, All Rights Reserved. But more importantly, if you steal our stuff, we will vaporize from our sub-orbital laser installation. Just sayin'.
Privacy? You do know that we have installed video monitoring in 63.5% of all homes, right? Plus the somnalizers that have been shipping in every mattress since 2009.