Axion's Minions

Minion I'm hunting minions this GenCon. Details after the click.

ButtonsI'm seeking minions at GenCon this year. I have a three part interview that will separate the minions from the sheep, and possibly keep out young villains who have too much ambition.

Each applicant must provide

  • The applicant's most dispicable act, suitable for infamy
  • A five year plan of evil
  • A really kick-assed evil laugh

Successful applicants get either "Axion's Sexy Minion", "Axion's Cannon Fodder" or "Minion in Training" depending on other qualifications.

You can never have too many minions.